I think people may be trying to tell me something...

Went to see Sue and John yesterday, they presented me with a sawn off batman as broad as he is tall and said, "We saw this and thought of you..."

Birthday Card from my little sister a few years ago...

Who also bought me the batbook the year after...

I should point out that I don't dress up as a bat and go beat up people in the evening, and my car, while shiny, doesn't leap buildings...