Morning Everyone
Busy weekend, good weather contributed
to a whole bunch of idiots buggering off down the docks to sit on the beach,
thanks to all of you who gave up the Easter Sunday to work crowd control, and
of course, the announcement that our glorious leader has managed to fight off
the virus and has risen again to lead us in our time of need…
Risen again… On Easter Sunday…
I don’t pay much attention to what
politicians get up to most of the time, but when someone’s constructed a
narrative that has him as the Risen Lord, I have to ask one thing…
What was he doing in the previous 40
days…? What had he give up for Lent?
Oh yeah, he’d given up caring about
everyone but himself, good job there.
Still, we’ve had a report from the brewing
house, there’s a lot of beer that about to be spoiled and we’re going to need
volunteers to…
Sit down Lebowski, I’m not finished yet…
We’re needing volunteers to take the
beer that’s nearly gone and get it over to the baking guilds, turns out that if
you mix beer and flour, add a little sugar, you get bread, and we’re needing
bread more than beer at the moment.
That’s not heresy Lebowski, that’s facts,
there’s more than a thousand barrels down there, and that’s enough to make
bread for most of the city and then some.
We’re running low on a number of supplies, so until the relief ships get
here, we’re going to be prioritising keeping essential services running and
repurposing buildings as they’re needed.
I’m glad to see that most of you didn’t
take the caravan north to rejoin the army, can’t say that I’d have relished
losing you all to that, and as we figured, the local criminals took the
announcement to mean that they thought you’d all take the chance and get out of
here. City watch reports that it’s had
some of their uniforms lost, nothing else taken, but it means that we’re going
to be getting a lot of fake watchmen out there for a while. We’re circulating advice on flyers delivered
by the air elementals about not letting watchmen in the house, but there’s only
so long that’s going to hold, so we’re going to be called in for more and more
domestic matters as this goes on.
Never thought I’d say it, but I miss
being in dank dungeons covered in entrails and fighting for my life, that was
easy compared to this. Zargolds
president has reported that he’s got it all under control, but remember that
the last time he recommended anything, it was household bleach because “It’ll
clean all the Germs out…” In the
meantime, you all know the score, Messiah’s and Morons all around, Just
remember.
Let’s be careful out there…