Morning Everyone
We’ve had word from Rashenjot that
they’re mobilising the army to keep the capital safe, all reserves are ordered
to report there as soon as possible. I
know several of you were reserves once and may wish to go and help those who
were your comrades, you owe this place nothing, so if any of you wish to go,
take my blessing for safe travel and be out here tomorrow, there’s a caravan
heading north to the capital with supplies enough for everyone to make it there
well fed and rested.
News for this morning, we did the
inventory on the city councils warehouses, seems that the only thieves we
should have worried about were those that had the money to buy everything in
advance. More Iron rations than I’ve
seen in many years, and enough clean water to wash the whole of the city. I’ve sent a runner to the safe haven that the
council are all using to report our failure in managing to protect their goods
from the thieves guild, and promised that retribution and justice will be swift
and merciless.
Which it will be…
To the crime of hoarding while
pretending to be righteous - Guilty
To the crime of running away when you
should have stood with your people – Guilty
Sentence to be redistribution of all
hoarded items to the places where they should have been in the first place, the
people. By our reckoning, there’s enough
here to feed every household in the vicinity for more than a week, volunteers
for handing things out would be appreciated.
In other news, widespread reports of
animals carrying the virus have come to us, we’ve had a word with the shapeshifters
who in turn have reported back that there’s nothing going around the animals
they’ve spoken to, beyond a complete bemusement at how most of the two legs are
behaving. Reports of a gang of cats on
the west side terrorising their way into a butchers by climbing up on the
window sill and then sneezing are to be discounted, the shapeshifters have
spoken to the Feline Fellowship, who deny all such practises and condemn them as
deplorable. That the shapeshifters smelled
a quantity of fresh beef in the back of the Fellowship halls is also to be
discounted. You catch any cat guilty of
sneezing with intent, bag the furry fraudster and bring them in, we’ll see what
strenuous disinfecting does to dampen their antics.
Things seem to be quietening down a little,
hopefully we’ve done enough to make the difference and things might soon start
getting back to normal, I know I prefer a bit of straight forwards crowd
control to all this social engineering, and I’m sure all of you do too, just
remember…
Let’s be careful out there…