Corona’s Virus Adventurers Guild
Briefing
Morning Everyone
We had a few warrants in this morning,
but rather than put them up on the board and let everyone go looking for them,
I’m going to tear them up and send them back short form and I’ll tell you why.
Warrant one was for the apprehension and
beating of one Beaufort Williamson, for, and I quote, the crime of singing at
the top of his voice every morning for forty minutes.
Warrant two was an open bounty for the
pursuit and beating of anyone found walking more than once in the green hills
just to the north. Emphasis on pursuit
and beating.
We’re going to get more of these before
this is done, some people handle isolation just fine, some, well, you don’t
need to be in a cell to be in a jail.
Warrants like these are what happens when people look out of their
window and they’re not able to ignore what they used to be able to do. Things that they found a minor annoyance very
quickly become things that they’d happily murder for, and when I say happily
murder, I mean happily murder someone else.
I’m sure this isn’t the only place these
warrants are going to be placed, and I’m not going to stop any of you going
after any of them you want, but just remember that sooner or later, some bored
bugger is going to watch us all wandering around helping and decide that a battle
royale would be a great way to spice up the day, and I’m not wanting to be
around on the day that one lands.
Two more things, we had a report of
indiscriminate damage to two mages towers, one of them had “Take your virus
back” painted on the side afterwards. I don’t need to tell all of you that it’s
nothing to do with our mages, but be on the lookout for our mages in the coming
days, some idiot decided to blame all mages, and all those who lack the brains
to question things for themselves got a few pitchforks and went painting. We’re lucky they only targeted buildings and
not the mages inside them.
Finally, we lost one of our own, “Fast”
Edward Branchwalker, he was sneezing the last time people saw him and they
found him dead this morning on the docks, so the words got around that it was
the virus. Let me be clear, Eddie was
once a Paladin in the service of the Revelations and he had hayfever, the sword
that did him in wasn’t wielded by the virus and no matter what the healers say,
we ain’t reporting it that way either. Service is in two days, Eddie’s request
was that everyone dress really badly and bring jokes that only adventurers
would want to hear.
That’s everything for today, be on the lookout
for Pitchforks and Pillocks, just remember…
Let’s be careful out there…
