Morning Everyone
You all know that we’re rationed at the
moment, and that the city council has issued orders that you only get to go out
if you need to exercise, get food, or do essential work.
Problem there of course, is that the
council haven’t really defined too well what essential really is, so the
Thieves Guild are insisting that thieving is essential, the Cartographers
Council are insisting that going out and mapping is essential and the Alliance
of Affordable companions… Well, you get the picture…
We’re here to keep the peace, so as long
as whatever they’re doing isn’t spreading the virus or causing a problem, we
live and let live. That said, I’ve
personally seen the Thieves guilds most recent high bounty offerings, and let’s
just say that they’re robbing a different sort of throne to the one the Thieves
normally get asked to rob. If you find
anyone carrying a ten foot pole that’s got nine foot occupied by toilet roll,
make a polite enquiry as to where they’re going with it and make sure they’ve
got enough for themselves and nothing else.
On other news, over the water in Zargoldand,
rumours have reached us that their self appointed God-Emporer just declared
that if everyone goes back to work, their collective enthusiasm will be enough
to defeat the virus. I’ve seen what
enthusiasm is good for, it’ll decimate a buffet in less than a minute and be
completely ineffective against anything requiring a clear head and a plan, so
we’re going to be following approved protocol till someone with the
aforementioned clear head tells us otherwise.
That’s everything for the morning watch,
Thieves and Tempters all around, but remember…
Let’s be careful out there…
